The food court of my local Costco warehouse will be closed for the next 5 weeks

I learnt it yesterday. Closed for renovation! Why does it take five weeks?

Five long weeks without Costco pizza and hot dogs? How will I survive? I would have to make longer trips now to the next nearest warehouse?

I think, I want my Costco membership money back!

P.S. I wonder how much profit these food courts make and contribute to the overall Costco company.

(Caution: satire)