English for trippers: Driver screw the crew

Or crow like crow!

English for trippers: Snap the trap

You nap you loose! This all claptrap!

English for trippers: Salad is not solid

Salad may solidify, but not like a bolide!

Is solid valid?

English for trippers: Affliction, an affection

Affectionate! Afflicted, but not conflicted!

English for trippers: Throw a dart at art

This is artificial!

Put the cart before the art!

Don't upset the apple cart!

English for trippers: Kinder Kinder

Be kind! Children meet and play in the kindergarten!

English for trippers: Of worriers and warriors

Don't be a worry wart! Worry no more! War worries go away!

English for trippers: To cast a caste

Chastising? Castration?

English for trippers: A numb number

Thumbs up! Dumb and dumber!

English for trippers: To tease with ease

On an easel!

English for trippers: A lecture on architecture from behind a lecturn

Don't forget the texture! 

English for trippers: To thwart a wart

 Praise to the warthog! Farts not warts! 😊

English for trippers: Mutiny after scrutiny

In the moot court.

English for trippers: Threats and treads

Step in! Step up! Made of concrete!

Treadmill!

Since we are celebrating 250th anniversary of the US Declaration of Independence

English for trippers: A sage with a sagging saga

Fresh sage, what a delicious herb! Going gaga!

English for trippers: A suitor in a suit waiting in a suite

 Suits me! Suitable! Let's sue!

English for trippers: Barely bearable

Definition: You home A/C broke down and it is over 100F (between 40-45C) degrees hot outside (like now in July in Phoenix, AZ) and you are waiting for over 48 hours for an A/C technician to show up and fix it! Is this an emergency or what? 😊

P.S. You can even watch your almost useless ceiling fan sweating too! Just kidding!

P.S. All the while, you are constantly worried that your laptop does not get too hot too.

English for trippers: Considerably considered

Taken into consideration!

English for trippers: Impressed and depressed

Like an empress!

Impressions of depressions (geography)!

English for trippers: A lifetime lifeline

I suppose, this is better than a lifetime sentence! 😊

What about a life in the fast lane!