878 days! Russian cosmonaut breaks record for time spent in space on the International Space Station

His a very clever draft dodger/deserter who avoided the Russo-Ukrainian War! His age is reported as 59. Perhaps, Putin the Terrible will even award him with a medal for his achievement! 

Caution: Satire!

878 days! Russian cosmonaut breaks record for time spent in space | Space And Oleg Kononenko's off-Earth tally will go well past 1,000 days, if all goes according to plan.