Olympic ski jumpers may be injecting their penises with acid to jump farther

The latest and greatest about the Olympic Games! There are no limits to doping! Anything goes! Or what do female athletes inject into their breasts?

Why don't we have some Olympic Games for best doping?

Olympic ski jumpers may be injecting their penises with acid to jump farther | Blaze Media "According to [German tabloid] Bild, some ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to increase the size of the area to fly a bit farther. The logic here is that with an enlarged groin area, the ski jumpers would be measured for a slightly larger suit, which is then a bit looser when the swelling goes down."