Even 1 drink of acohol a day elevates your cancer risk. Really!

When a nutty professor spreads alarmism and hysteria! 

According to her probably the best way to avoid cancer is to instantly commit suicide. Caution: satire!

Her pet is called Fishy! (I am not making this up!)

Does it matter whether it is beer, wine or hard liquor?

"... Over the past few decades, mounting scientific evidence has shown that as little as 1-2 alcoholic drinks per day can lead to increases in the likelihood of several cancers. ..."

From one of her webpage: "Dr. Crowley has two kids, Harrison and Alice, a home fish named Fishy, and an office fish also named Fishy."

Even 1 drink a day elevates your cancer risk – an expert on how alcohol affects the body breaks down a new government report

Professor Nikki Crowley